Saturday, December 5, 2009

1000 Camels

Jarrod and I were on the plane and saw a little asian woman with us. And we got to thinking of Kara (Tufts, Japanese-American, very nice) and her event in Morocco where she almost got sold for 1000 camels to a man. So we came up with this.

Jarrod and I exchange somber looks as we pass the Asian woman
Jarrod: I feel so bad for her, she could have such a good life.
Me: I just hope her family got a good price for her
Asian Lady: What? What are you talking about?
Jarrod: you. Poor thing is in shock, let's just hope your new husband doesn't beat you
Asian Lady: but...I live in Westchester. I have a dog.
Jarrod and I look at each other, look at her, and move on slowly
Me: best of luck, I hope you can cook couscous.