Thursday, February 5, 2009

How to be badass

1. be badass.
2. say it and mean it.
3. street cred: have someone else say it.
4. wear something stupid and pull it off.
5. tell people you can wear it because you are badass.
6. say something stupid.
7. tell everyone you said it because they wouldn't get it and you are too badass to justify it.
8. do good deeds and refuse any thanks or praise.
9. be humble about everything except being badass.
10. do things for people without them even asking.
11. get a couple of odd talents or learn party tricks.
12. find a cool long word.  use it.
13. have a joke.
14. know an odd fact about everything.
15. mention that you are badass again.
16. know people, be able to finish people's sentences.
17. win every staring contest, even if it's not a contest.
18. make people define you by your name.
19. be right even when you are wrong, but learn to say, "I'm sorry" and "I was wrong."  be prepared to use them.
20. "be yourself, those that mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind."
21. be honest.
22. know that winning macho contests are not important--if you lose.
23. spread your love, don't judge, and wear protection
24. be comfortable in any situation.
25. your only vice is being too badass.